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Is it always "or", is it never "and"?

A simple college girl in love with musicals, books, and Darren Criss's Eyebrows

Played Rock-Paper-Scissors today with BT to figure out which one of us would get out of the car to pay for/pump gas. We have crossed the line from gooey eyes to old married couple.

smallcitysecrets:

pizza-party-in-the-tardis:

thebloggerbloggerfun:

smallcitysecrets:

I simultaneously feel like I’m a toddler and a thousand years old.

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I can’t believe this happened to me.

(via missgabygarfunkel)

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via grooot)

romano-aru:

whovian2711:

So last week me and my friend were trying out a faceswap app

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And for some reason it wouldn’t recognise that there were 2 faces in the picture

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So we tried it from a different angle and

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I was really confused and kind of offended at what it’d done to my face

BUT THEN

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NOT A DAY PASSES WHEN I DON’T LAUGH AT THIS

(Source: fierce-imaginings, via grooot)

kawaiians:

I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING DOGS THEY SCREAM AND THEN THEY ACT LIKE THEYRE SORRY AND ITS THEIR FAULT AND THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU FUCKING STEPPED ON THEM OR PICKED THEM UP WRONG THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU HURT THEM

(Source: niichainz, via grooot)

Pregnancy and my body are at odds again today. BoyToy had to come over and help me off the floor and up into bed after I threw my back out doing laundry. He’s such a good BoyToy.


  • person a: I don't have pants on yet
  • person b: *opens dressing room door anyway*

  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

howlnatural:

Anyone who makes fun of fanfiction has never read really good fanfiction.

(via princesscaiters)

the-hypocritical-critic:

Things I accept as Dalton canon:

  • Hope Clayton and Riley Paige went on a couple of dates before she started going out with Charlie.
  • Hunter Clarington is Sydney Willis’s ex-boyfriend.
  • Sydney and Spencer Willis do this all of the time and think it is the funniest joke in the universe, and no one else thinks it is even a little funny.

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  • Dalton Fight Club takes place in the Hanover basement. It is very exclusive, with just a handful of members. Justin is not allowed to participate in fights anymore.

Anonymous asked: I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"